15 of the Most Hilarious TripAdvisor Reviews of All Time

Seriously, Rosetta Stone, when you just lie there like that, it’s hard for people to get excited.

This person just flat out didn’t care for Central Park. Not to be know-it-alls, but if they did want to live out their helicopter photography dreams, a quick search for “Central Park Helicopter Tour” returns millions of results.

This visitor to the Magic Kingdom has some not-so-fond memories of her visit to Disney in the late 1980s, and still holds a grudge worth writing a review decades later.

The ancient Egyptians really should have been more considerate of future visitors and built a vending machine or two near the pyramids.

This poor visitor wasn’t pleased with the complimentary birthday offerings (of which there are none) at one of the most notoriously brusque restaurants in New York City, Peter Luger. And then there’s the trauma of being served steak… in a steakhouse.

This review started so well. We’re terribly sorry that you found one of the most popular tourist attractions in the world to be a little crowded. Wonder what this reviewer’s take would be on Times Square.

If you’ve seen the photos, why bother flying across the globe to see one of the new Seven Wonders of the World in person?

This reviewer is clearly a fan of handing out compliment sandwiches, though to be fair, they may be a bit confused about what a beach is.

First of all, random reviewer—you win for the best pun in the title. Second of all, it’s not everyone’s responsibility in a French-speaking country to learn English for you. Lastly, the Eiffel Tower is not poorly organized; it’s actually quite well-marked (no language skills required).

Who drives into Yosemite National Park and isn’t instantly floored by their surroundings? This reviewer, apparently.

This reviewer has some interesting ideas to spice up the Niagara Falls experience.

You know what would make the Statue of Liberty better? If it were located in France.

Not only is there no pub at the summit of Ben Nevis, but sometimes in Scotland, a country notorious for its bad weather, there won’t be a view due to the clouds. We’re as shocked as this reviewer was.

Despite the name of this attraction, this reviewer was still unsure about the angle of the Tower of Pisa—and if they’re renovating the place anyway, might as well throw some video games in!

The Grand Canyon is lovely and all (although maybe a little too grand), but be warned: you might lose your pants.